Every time you see an enemy sentry, take a shot.
Holmes versus Moriarty... Aristotle versus WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARH!
I promise this is only for my Collector's weapon collection.
AND PUSH IT SOMEWHERE ELSE!
But I mostly came.
On Hit: Miss yourself. Einstein.
Either I stole a Pyro's kill, got a random crit, or you're just bad at this.
...But also sting like a butterfly.
Except Scout is actually a bird now.
*Zaps* Oh it's gone.
Cut leg off, run faster and charge with more maneuverability. What?
i need to hire a better financial advisor
Alt-Fire: Launches a bauble that does absol-fucking-lutely nothing.
So I became a hitscan Blutsauger.
On Headshot: Obtain a community-created Halloween cosmetic item for all classes.
Ottoman cannons can't melt Byzantine walls
Until the bolt makes contact, you are simultaneously both my ally AND my enemy.
We're going to party like it's 1999.
They're dime-a-dozen back-stabbin' scumbags. Like me!
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